Away Down East, Away Down West by Unknown Author

Away down east.
Away down west.
Away down Alabama.
The only girl
That I love best
Her name is Suzy Anna.

I took her to a ball one night
And sat her down to supper.
The table fell and she fell too
And stuck her nose in butter.

The butter, the butter
The holy margarine.
Two black eyes and a jelly nose.
And all the rest painted green.