Bobby caught a vampire
Inside a vampire trap.
Susan caught a mummy
She proceeded to unwrap.
The mummy was very brittle
And quickly it did crumble.
The vampire changed into a bat
And with a chilling chuckle
He mocked the silly children
For their efforts which had failed.
But then he flew into a wooden stake
And was suddenly impaled.
Then with a dying whisper,
He cursed his crappy luck—
To be caught by the brother and sister,
Without a drop of blood to suck.