While chopping onions and crying like a monsoon,
I asked the carrot sitting between a red pepper and a spoon:
“Why hasn’t Nature made, in all these billions of years,
A veggie that causes wild giggles instead of tears?”
The carrot said: “Ha! A radiculous suggestion!
I bet that would be really bad for digestion.
This is the most peabrained idea I’ve heard all week,
Did you hear that, pepper? She’s as mad as a leek!”